Monday, December 8, 2008

I blame Natalie. And I have proof.

Have you ever heard the storyline of that movie 'The Ring'? If you haven't...all you need to know is that there is this scary videotape and if you watch it, you will die within 7 days of watching it. UNLESS, you make a copy of that tape and show it to someone else. Then you're spared, but they are totally hosed. It's supposed to be super scary. I saw it and I didn't believe any of it and thought it was kinda lame. Until now...

Wednesday, December 3rd
My own, sweet sister-in-law posts an entry on her blog about her microwave being broken. She can't heat anything up!
I was sympathetic, of course. I figured it was just a normal blog entry...just a sharing of day-to-day activities. It wasn't. I realize now that much like the movie The Ring, Natalie had to share her story with others so that her microwave could be fixed at the expense of someone else's microwave.

Thanks Natalie. Our microwave has worked perfectly since we bought it. It heats when we need it to, keeps things warm when we need it to and even tells me the time! Suddenly, not too long after Shawna, my Mom and I read your blog entry about YOUR microwave being broken...our Microwave is trashed. No warning. No smoking. No flickering lights. Nothing. It just stopped.

I blame Natalie. http://natalie-smiles.blogspot.com/2008/12/microwave-causes-obesity.html And I think her blog entry was proof enough. I write this blog to not only tell the world of Natalie's evil scheme with her blog, and to warn others not to read it...but I am also sharing this blog entry in hopes that one of you will read it and fix our microwave by destroying your own.

I'm sorry folks. It's every microwave for themselves.

6 comments:

Shawna said...

Sheesh Natalie. Selfish much??? Now we have to suffer because of you!! We've been forced to use an ancient microwave! I can only hope that your microwave gets struck again after Lisa's post. Muahhaha!!!

Lonna said...

Lisa, I can only hope some other poor smoe with read this and our microwave will suddenly live again!

Breelyn said...

Haha! Suck it Natalie! I'm SO the favorite sister-in-law now!!!!

Natalie said...

I agree with Mom. The only thing you could do is blog about it so yours can be fixed and someone else's broken. Clearly it will be Breelyn, since she appears to be the first to read this that has not already been affected. So sorry Breelyn. Better luck next time.

Rae said...

It's okay if mine gets broken, I don't use it much anyway. I just don't cook!

Brandon said...

Dammit (mhrip) now mine will break! Of course "my" microwave actually belongs to my roommates. The last microwave I personally owned was 20 years old when I donated it to the D.I. in August. Soooo...either you've just toasted my roommates microwave or some unsuspecting D.I. shopper now has an 80 pound microwave shaped paperweight.