Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Headlines that make you laugh...

I always avoid the news because it's depressing. And I don't need any help being depressed, really. But sometimes...the news just grabs you and makes you laugh. The headline today?

"Chef Paula Deen accidentally hit by charity ham"

Yeah. I didn't even need to read the article. But here is a picture for your enjoyment! You are welcome!

Thursday, November 19, 2009

No reason to turn 30

In 2011 I will officially be 30. Honestly, I'm more excited than bummed. (but it is still over a year away...maybe I will resent it before then.)
I've been looking forward to it, sort of a new chapter...a new phase. 2011, here I come!

And then...the unthinkable happened. Someone ruined 2011. Yes, the entire year. This is horribly, saddening news...readers, you're going to want to sit down for this one!
Although, to be honest, if you're standing at your computer instead of sitting...you're a weirdo.

On to the news...

Oprah has announced that her show is officially over in 2011. The world has come to an end.

"Tomorrow, Oprah will announce live on The Oprah Winfrey Show that she has decided to end what is arguably one of the most popular, influential and enduring programs in television history," the statement read. "The sun will set on the Oprah show as its 25th season draws to a close on September 9, 2011."

Arguably, is right. I'd argue that statement. Well, maybe Oprah can go live on a remote island with Celine Dion and she'll never shove her political agendas down our throats again!!! Here's hoping!!!

And, yes, the sadness was sarcasm. I couldn't ask for a better birthday gift!