Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Complete Mystery...

Here's the thing...



I can't stand Kiefer Sutherland. I think he's icky. He seems like a tiny little man. And he crosses his legs like a girl. I've only ever seen him in one movie and he played an evil rapist. He smokes. And I am pretty darn sure he's gay, which isn't going to work for me. (see picture above as proof) Not looking good for The Kiefer. I don't find him sexy at all. I find him pretty skeazy, actually.


What's the mystery, you may be asking???

I LOVE JACK BAUER. Some may argue that Sutherland plays Bauer. But I am willing to stake my life on the fact that Bauer plays Sutherland.


Jack Bauer is one of the finest actors around. In his normal work day he saves the world, with very little help from others. In his downtime, he plays this actor Kiefer Sutherland. And, if I didn't know better...I'd almost think Sutherland was a real person. Luckily, I know better.






Recap:

Kiefer= not a real person, skeazy and has horrible fashion sense.

Jack= saves the world over and over, sexy as can be, pretends to be Kiefer in his downtime, totes a gun around but still manages to have tender moments and look reeeeeally hot doing it!

9 comments:

Lonna said...

Except for his mouth. He has an ugly mouth as himself, Jack and as the role he plays as Kiefer. Other than that, he is fairly sexy. Too scrawny. Short is one thing, scrawny altogether different. Okay....so I really like Jack Bauer and I thank him for saving the world repeatedly, but Kiefer....ew.

Bryan said...

Wow. Um...wow. I think you have gotten it a little mixed up....but...um...nevermind. Your right. On a completely different topic...Do you like padded rooms?

Rae said...

I'm just gonna show my age-- I love Kiefer's father Donald. He's a fine actor and tall! I loved him in Space Cowboys! Check him out.

Kimber said...

I completely agree. Kiefer must be fake and Jack is real. I love Jack.

Shawna said...

Jack is such a good actor, I don't know how he manages to play such a icky character all of the time. He was so deep into the "Keifer" role earlier this year that he got drunk and then drove his car and then got picked up for it and then went to jail all the while acting and he never broke character. Amazing!! And did he get the Oscar (Emmy? Grammy? Academy Award? VMA? I never remember what award is for what)nominee? Nope. He got robbed!!

PrincessLisa said...

I agree Mom. The only time his mouth is cool is when he is threatening terrorists. Or biting their jugulars.

Bryan- yeah...I do like padded rooms. I find them very cozy. Why do you ask?

Rae- Donald is a good looking man! I agree!

Kimber- doi...jack IS real.

Shawna- He was robbed!!! You are wa-right! Jack never broke character even when imprisoned. A lot of actors gain weight for a role...Jack drank and went to jail. THAT is commitment.

Monkey Toe Momma said...

He does look a bit queer in that shot doesn't he.

Natalie said...

I must add my name to this list of "I love Jack"!! He is amazing!!! (I can't type anymore cause I have that dreamy look in my eyes and my mind is some place else!!)

Elise said...

Dude, you are missing some great movies. You CAN NOT tell me that you have never seen The Lost Boys. That's a classic Kiefer with some Corey and Corey action of the 80"s.
I still don't get the wonder of 24.........