Absentee ballots went out in upstate New York last week. Who are the candidates for President? John McCain and....drum roll please.... Barack Osama!
No joke, folks. True story.
I know I've joked in the past about Barack having terrorist ties, but all evidence seemed circumstantial, at best. But, come on people! He's changed his name to Osama on the ballots!
At least he's finally being honest. I'll give him props for that. Apparently America was not ready for the truth though. The Obama camp had to issue the order to retract the truth. They shredded the ballots that had "errors" on them. They shredded the evidence...Enron, anyone?
After shredding the remaining ballots with "errors" on them, they mailed out corrected ballots to the individuals who received the first ones. The kicker? Those people who received both ballots can submit either one and have it counted. If you want to vote for Barack Osama, go ahead! I smell Al Qaida at work.
Obama spokesman Blake Zeff said the campaign is "glad officials are working to correct this error and we assume it won't happen again..." until America is ready for the truth...*insert maniacal laughter here*
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I saw this on the news and wondered why they went to so much trouble to change it, after all, for once they were being truthful. Strange country we live in these days!
Well if they're being accurate, they should've printed his opponent's name correctly. Still, I'd vote for Barack Hussein Osama bin Biden before John Mussolini Dahmer Hitler McInane.
Why Brandon? Just curious.
Because John McCain eats babies. It's all over the interweb. So obviously it's true.
Yea but he only eats babies that could endanger the mothers. Get your facts straight!
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