I'm walking through Wal-Mart, hating every second of it. Let's clear things up... I don't hate Walmart. Just all the people. If I had it to myself I wouldn't mind it at all!
Back to the important story....
Walking through Walmart...see an end-cap.... and realize that it is a miracle invention!!!!! OMG! I was overwhelmed. Then I checked my emotions because I didn't know if it would actually work or not and didn't want to get my hopes up. So, I was just whelmed.
I put it in my cart for $2.00 and went on my whelmed way.
I arrive home. Ready to test the product. It is a self-contained, self-heating Hot Cocoa extravaganza! It has the water and cocoa in the container and it heats itself up.
You pull a tab, press a button, wait 5 minutes, shake it up and enjoy! It was magically delicious! I moved from whelmed to overwhelmed in a matter of 5 minutes!!! It's fabulous!
I don't know in what situation I will not have a microwave, a cup, a spoon, a packet of hot cocoa and tap water... but if I ever come across it, this is going to make my life so much better!
And, even if I am never in that dire situation, let's be honest, from the Lazy Code of Ethics standpoint... this product makes our life worth sort-of living.
www.ontech.com
Check it out. Much cheaper at Walmart than on their own website. Worth every penny.
3 comments:
What will they think of next???!?!?!? I'm still not sure how it works. I think there's a little elf inside that lites a fire to warm the cocoa. It's the only logical explanation.
I feel bad for those little elves. I throw them away when I am done with the hot cocoa. Poor elves!
They're suicide elves. They believe in the cause!
"Natural Lime Stone", a likely story! HA! Everyone knows that it's heated with magic troll farts.
Rinnie
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