Thursday, June 26, 2008

Short post

I'm busy, so I don't have much time to post. I only have time for the essentials, to catch you up on the most important events and thoughts in my life right now.

1. I have always felt that I had magical powers. I've just been waiting for them to become "active." At times I have lost a little bit of hope because my powers haven't shown themselves yet. Yesterday I received confirmation that I would soon have them. I was walking along and I happened to glance down and I saw a rubber band in the shape of the triquetra symbol from Charmed. If that wasn't proof, I don't know what is! And, just last night I was told that I have a "dark gift" for making people agree with my side of things. I know that magical powers run in the family. How else do you explain my good looks? And, my nieces Sydney and Taylor both give me looks that I am 100% positive mean that they are casting spells.

2. U.S. bans Boy George
Boy George has been refused a visa to visit the U.S. because of his criminal past and impending trial. FINALLY! Finally, we have some standards!!! I'm not sure why this wasn't done in the 80's. Too bad the US didn't decide to ban him BEFORE he brought his wretched play 'Taboo' to the US. We could've done without that. I think that a chameleon named Karma has bit Boy George in the rear! It comes and comes and goes....and this time, it bans Boy George. (for those of you who don't know, 'Karma Chameleon' was a hit of Boy George's)

3. Is it just me...or is anyone else wondering why Rhianna is such a hit right now? I don't get it. I mean, sure, I like to 'drop it like it's hot' to her tunes as much as the next person...but she's just not that great. In my opinion, Rhianna=Rhidiculous!

4. This just in: American Idol is holding auditions on July 29th in Salt Lake City!!! I think I will put my name down as Lisa ArchuLoser and see how I do! I'll probably get put all the way into the finals! I really think this is fate. Simon and I will finally start our love affair!

5. Finally. There is a product for those of us who hate to waste electricity on charging our cell phones AND also love to dance. If you have those two things in common...I found the perfect product for you! It's a cell phone charger that is powered solely on your dance moves alone! Oh yeah! We can get jiggy wit' it and still talk on our cell phones! I can only hope that this will translate into a dancing-powered vehicle. I've always been an excellent car dancer and I think this would top the charts! It'd also make for a good reality show. "This week on Car Dancing Through America...."

Well folks, I'm sorry I have to sign off, but now you know some of the most important things going on in my life right now!

Peace out!


Corinne said...

Ha ha, Lisa! You are so funny! I convinced the girls I was a witch by magically commanding the light to turn green.
American Idol!? I say, Go for it! Then I can say, "I knew Lisa when. . ." And Rhianna looks like a Klingon - Has no one else noticed how large her forehead is? That's probably why she opted for bangs.

Elise said...

Lisa- You are SUCH a dork. But you crack me up. Where did you get that sarcastic sense of humor? Must be your daddy's side of the family, eh.

Natalie said...

I wish my posts were this "long" when I write long posts. You are so funny.

Kimber said...

You must get your magical powers from your mean aunt Kimber. Congrats!

the Cheerful Optimist said...

Lisa, I love your humor. Thanks for the short posts.

Shawna said...

I think you're triquetra was a false alarm. You know that you, me and tara will all get our powers at the same time. What happened to the power of three will set us free, huh?? Way to leave us in the dust!!

Kirsten Bloomfield said...

Oh Lisa!! You are so witty. I love reading your post. (Though I'm not sure if I should worry about your mental health.) Good luck on those magical powers. My niece Heaven has already decided that my sisters and I are witches. LOL!! Apparently we met her criteria for a witch. We look like witches we sound like witches and we laugh like witches. I think you are already in that club. So enjoy the power!!

Brandon said...

Taboo...wretched? Humph.