***Due to the fact that the holidays are just around the corner, anyone who may be receiving a Christmas gift from Brandon is not permitted to read this blog entry***
Recently my BFF and I were having a conversation about a D-bag I may have been a bit hung up on. The conversations went something like this:
ME: "Blah blah blah, hate him, blah blah"
BFF: "Uh huh, I know. There there. Hush now...no, really...HUSH."
ME: “Blah blah idiot, blah, smear campaign, blah”
BFF: “I think publicizing his recent eunuchitude would be a good start of a smear campaign. We could call the group ‘Say a prayer for D-bag’s missing balls’ and invite him to join. Better yet, let's make it a cause and raise money to get him a pair of these..."
After reviewing this website...all of my troubles disappeared. Please, do yourself a favor and visit the website. It'll lighten your load. And if you want to spoil your Christmas present... please visit "Merchandise Mart."
Enjoy the website...it gives a whole new meaning to the saying, "grow a pair!"