The other day I read an article online.... I won't reprint the entire article, I know your time is valuable. I will just give you the headline...
'Testing for Stink-Free underwear begins with Astronauts'
Yeah. I think you can imagine what the article was about. I had a couple of thoughts immediately... Do people in this world need another reason not to change their underwear? Really? And this is yet another reason I don't want to go to outer space. Also, note to self: Don't date an astronaut.
Next up on our stinky agenda...
I'm sure you've seen commercials for or have even purchased the product I'm about to speak of...
The Auto-Spray Air Freshener! Yes, seems like a wonderful product. It keeps your rooms (particularly your bathroom) fresh smelling. When I saw a commercial for it, I really thought it was a great product. Why haven't we thought of it before? I'm sick of pressing down on a nozzle to make the bathroom smell good after I make a *ahem* stinky. Perfect product!
In actuality...this product is evil. It's out to get you and embarrass you in front of your loved ones.... or acquaintances. The problem with this contraption is that it is set to go off at timed intervals. Regardless of whether you're in the bathroom or not. So, I go into the bathroom to make my pee pees and suddenly WHOOSH! The room, and me, are now sprayed and smell mountain fresh. Gee, thanks. There's no coming back from that. When you leave the bathroom everyone thinks you made a twosie. You smell like air freshener, what else could you have been doing? Try explaining that one without sounding like you're just trying to cover up your twosie. Uh huh, riiiiight.
Well, Readers, I hope you've enjoyed this stinky edition of my blog.
2 comments:
Personally I'm Happy that you come out smelling Spring Fresh rather than anything else.
Hi Lisa! e-mail me your address so you can get into my blog! jacksonbrooke2002@gmail.com thanks for all of the laughs!
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