Wednesday, September 19, 2007

Drum roll please!!!

Here it is... the blog everyone has been begging for! There has been speculation, titillating rumors and anticipation as everyone prepared for this momentous occasion. The early reviews are in!!!

The New York Times says, "Quite possibly, the highlight of the midafternoon of September 19th, 2007."

The Washington Post raves, "Crass and vulgar almost beyond belief."

The Village Voice finds the blog unparalleled in their review, "Comes scarily close to being the most unendurable creation on the InterWeb."

When asked what they thought of the 'Blog of the Century', A representative for President George W. Bush had this to say: "I haven't actually seen the website or read anything on the blog, so in the interest of fairness all we can say is that we're pretty sure it's gonna suck."

One anonymous reviewer finds the blog overwhelming, "Like being run over by a garbage truck that backs up and dumps its load on top of you."

"Makes the Matrix sequels look like works of genius." says Keanu Reevs.


Anonymous said...

Very beautiful page babes! Love it and love you!!!

K. "S.K." Reeves said...

Dearest Lisa,

If I'd known that you would be blogging I never would have even done The Matrix. Could I play you in the movie version of your blog?

All my love, lust, and sloppy nookie,
Keanu "Sex Kitten" Reeves

Jack said...

Thanks for believing in me.

Jack Bauer

seething said...

Oooooh, I hate you so much!

Nina Myers